Paddy has broken his leg and his mate Mick goes round to see him.
Mick says, 'How you doin?'
Paddy says 'Do us a favour, nip upstairs and get my slippers, my feet are freezing.'
Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's two gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters sitting on the bed.
He says, ‘Your da sent me up here to shag the both of you ' .
They say 'Get away with ya; prove it.'
Mick shouts downstairs 'Paddy, both of ‘em?'
Paddy shouts back 'of course both of ‘em, what's the point of fuckin’ one?'
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