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Nigerian Dancing


These kids are dancing like nobody’s watching. The only catch is the entire internet is watching them. Because they are awesome.

Sum Ting Wong

Hey Scotty...

Bored at work?

1. Collect some dead flies from the office window sills
2. Dry them in the sun for an hour
3. When they are dry you will need pencil, paper and a vivid imagination, examples below....























Not content with merely ruining our daily commute between rural and urban areas throughout the UK, once upon a time British Rail wanted to cause us misery on an intergalactic scale...

The British Rail flying saucer, officially known simply as space vehicle, was a proposed spacecraft designed by Charles Osmond Frederick. A patent application was filed by Jensen and Son on behalf of British Rail on 11 December 1970 and granted on 21 March 1973. The flying saucer originally started as a proposal for a raiseable platform. However, the project was revised and edited, and by the time the patent was filed had become a large passenger craft for interplanetary travel.


More at the usual place...

Le velo magique


The big question is, will it keep to the fun action of the 1980s or have to producers ruined it? We'll find out on 30th July.

Rémi Gaillard

The top 10 places you and I will probably never get to go...

http://www.cracktwo.com/2010/01/top-10-places-you-cant-go-in-world.html

The Wagah Border


The Wagah border, often called the "Berlin wall of Asia", is a ceremonial border on India–Pakistan Border, where each evening, there is a retreat ceremony called 'lowering of the flags'. At that time there is a very energetic and thrilling parade by the Border Security Force (B.S.F), India and the Pakistan Rangers soldiers. It may appear slightly aggressive and even hostile to foreigners, but it really is just spectacular entertainment for the crowds with grandstands having been built on both sides. Troops of each country put on quite an entertaining show in their uniforms with their colorful turbans. Border officials from the two countries sometimes walk over to the offices on the other side for day to day affairs. The happenings at this border post have been a barometer of the India-Pakistan relations over the years.

X-Rated Ruby

A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While he was there,an attractive young lady in a robe came out of her apartment next to the mailboxes.
The guy smiled at the young woman, and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.

The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment. I hear someone coming."

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?'

Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears."

Astounded and a little hurt, she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day, and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin -- no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"

Clearing his throat, he stammered..."Outside, when you said you heard someone coming... That was me."

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