About James G


Britain's laziest and least known political guru, James finds the power of hindsight a useful tool when proving that he did actually predict the future. Interests include extremely pointless trivia, shadenfraude, World War Two, politics and any and every sport under the sun. His greatest achievements include invented the "Birthday game" and it's perfect point scoring system, holding the UK All-comers record for rib eating at "Big'uns" (allegedly) and being Britain's premier player of "The Game" (damn!!).

His favourite shows include You've been Framed, Harry Hill's TV Burp, Spoooks and anything with Michael J Fox in it. Posts on The Last Turkey you should look out for by James include anything that depicts someone's great misfortune, incredibly pointless but amazing incidents usually involving a ball, amusing newspaper stories and furious angry rants about Bill O'Reilly. An interesting fact about is that while James can tell you the height of Mount Everest in feet or the year the London Underground opened he has absolutely no idea who Alan Cumming is.

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