THE LAST TURKEY

Two surgeons are having a drink.

One surgeon says to the other, "What do you specialise in?"
The other surgeon says, "Appendixes, its quite simple a little snip here, a little snip there and bobs your Uncle" he then says, "What do you specialise in?"

The other surgeon says, "Sex changes, its not quite the same but its still simple, a little snip here, a little snip there and bobs your Auntie".