The other day I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.One's engaged, one is a mistress, and I've been married for 13 years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra & bodice,stiletto heels and a mask over just our eyes and agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.Here's how it all went :
My engaged friend:The other night my boyfriend came over and found me wearing a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' and we made love all night long.
The mistress:Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said..."What's for dinner, Batman?"