Ever wonder how long the longest ever "Sssshh" was? Or perhaps what the longest two-person comment thread on a facebook status update is? You must have pondered, even for just a moment, how deep the deepest ever known cameltoe was, surely? The highest ever wedgie? The tallest ever shaving foam wig? The longest game of fecth with a cat? Fastest consumption of a 24-ounce bottle of breakfast syrup? The most trivial pursuit questions answered Incorrectly in one minute?
Well, if you want to know the answer to all these questions and many more, now you can. The Universal Record Database has landed!! Guiness and the McWhirters: you need to up your game!
Never again will you have to wonder what the most arm wrestling victories by a woman in her third trimester of pregnancy is, because it is all recorded down!
What's more, you can now measure yourself against the world's best and perhaps even become a record breaker yourself.
So, if you want to be the best and you want to beat the rest - ooooh dedication's what you need. If you want to be a record breaker - ooooooh!!!
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