Ah the Fast Show, brilliant.
OK, I know what you're thinking - this must have been photoshopped or taken out of context. Even the absolute numbskulls at the manipulative, truth twisting Fox Corporation couldn't be this stupid. Think again...
If there's one thing we learned from terrorists in the eighties, it's that you don't piss off Arnold Schwarzenegger. We never learned a second thing, because they were dead by then.
San Fransisco assembly member Tom Ammiando found this out after insulting the Governator, who responded by shooting down Tom's financial restructuring bill with the above letter.
The best bit is that this was only Stage One in a multiple prank warhead. When asked about it, Schwarzenegger's spokesman said:
"My goodness, what a coincidence that it would say something along the left-hand margin. But I suppose when you do some many vetoes, something like this is bound to happen."
When someone starts a not-apology with "My Goodness," they've just verbally slapped your other cheek and said "You're damn right I did it and I still think it's funny."
If I was a good boy, I was allowed to stay up late to watch The Equalizer on ITV. Interestingly, the theme tune was written by Stewart Copeland, drummer of The Police.
I recommend this work out every morning before work:
Track List:
01. The Simpsons Main Title Theme
02. Flaming Moe's
03. We Love To Smoke
04. Testify
05. The Simpsons End Credit tHeme (Hill St Blues Homage)
06. Plow King
07. Senor Burns
08. Krusty The Clown Main Title
09. A Boozehound Named Barney
10. Canyohero (w/ Hank Williams, jnr)
11. The Simpsons End Credit Theme (Its A Mad,Mad,Mad,Mad World Homage)
Ladies and Gentlemen, Ken Bastida filling in for Dana King; but why, you may ask..?
Bastida became an internet celebrity for an on-air gaffe in 2008, in which he read a teleprompter incorrectly and seemed to inform viewers that his co-anchor Dana King was not in the studio because she had been "murdered and set on fire while celebrating his birthday". Wikipedia
Seen the The Straits Times when I was in Malaysia last week. Cancel Mr Olympia, Mr Singh is taking over.
A white guy walks into the plastic surgeon's office and asks, "I want to be black. Can you do that?"
"Yeah, but we'll have to add two inches to your penis, take away 30% of your brain and make you 70% darker."
"Okay."
After the operation, the surgeon says, "I'm sorry, but we've made some mistakes. We cut off two inches off your penis, took away 70% of your brain and made you 30% darker. Is this okay with you?"
"Si, senor."