THE LAST TURKEY

You can fail a breatherliser test in two ways: either blow a positive sample or this:

Want to know eleven predictions that BTTF part 2 got right? Hell yeah you do you. Click here to find out.

And a very unfair, pointless and ridiculous post about things BTTF part 2 got wrong. How dare they make any negative comments about the greatest film ever made (along with BTTF part 1). Anyway, it's only 2009, we have another 6 years before anyone can even begin to say they got it wrong!

So it turns out that creepy guy who was miming to Pretty Women in a couple of posts down the page is a complete and utter wrong'un... (allegedly). Some other websites have indicated that he may be this man:

See here and here. Let's never mention him again.

Glendale, CA - Kick Ass Pictures, a Los Angeles-based adult entertainment company, is offering internet singing sensation Susan Boyle $1 million to lose her virginity on camera. Ms. Boyle became an instant superstar this week when footage of her incredible singing on "Britain's Got Talent" was viewed by tens of millions of people on the internet.

Kick Ass is so confident that she will accept the offer that they have already set up the web site SusanBoyleXXX.com where people can vote on the movie's title (e.g. Desperately Shagging Susan, Never Been Banged), theme song (e.g. Madonna's Like a Virgin, Foreigner's Feels Like the First Time) and co-star, among other things.

The 47-year-old Ms. Boyle claims that she's never been kissed. "The logical extension of that statement is that she's still a virgin," said Kick Ass president Mark Kulkis. "We have always wanted to produce a movie in which a bona fide virgin loses her maidenhood on camera. That's a very personal, intimate moment in a woman's life. Doing it in front of bright lights and cameras in a San Fernando Valley studio will make it that much more special."

How to make a perfectly good, innocent song very creepy (the ending is the cherry on top of the creepy pie...)

I remember thinking this was a bit odd when it came it, but now it is just completely bonkers. Be warned: THIS WILL BE STUCK IN YOUR HEAD FOR THE REST OF THE DAY!

A Tribe of Toffs were a novelty pop band from Sunderland, England, best remembered for their 1988 Top 40 single, "John Kettley is a Weatherman".

The band was formed in 1986 by four pupils from Bede Comprehensive School in Sunderland. They were noticed after sending a tape of their songs to children's TV presenter, Andy Crane. The producer of CBBC's, But First This, Paul Smith liked the tape and arranged for the band to come down to London in July 1988 to record the 'the bloody Kettley record' (as the band were later to call it) at the BBC Television's Maida Vale Studios.

Following their novelty hit, the band were keen to release some more serious songs, but were unable to secure a recording contract. They decided to release a second humorous single in 1989 called "Terry Wogan's On TV (Again)" but it did not chart.

The band split in 1990 and retired from the music industry.

His mother must be proud.