Going to cold call on a suspected criminal to confront them about their misdemeanours probably seemed like a good idea back at the office, but no-one had factored in the nutter...
Some new definitions from the team of ISIHAC - I am sure the Edmondson blog will enjoy this...
From the BBC website (click here to watch the video). My bold:
An Indian mother is set for an entry into the Guinness World Records after eating 51 of the world's hottest chilli in two minutes.
Anandita Dutta Tamuly, 26, gobbled up the "ghost chillis" in front of visiting British chef Gordon Ramsay in the north-eastern state of Assam.
Ms Tamuly told Associated Press she "felt terrible" - because she had managed 60 in an earlier local event.
Mr Ramsay tried a chilli but said "it's too much" and pleaded for water.
He is in Assam for a television shoot of a global food series.
Guinness World Records accepted in 2007 that the ghost chilli was the world's spiciest at more than one million Scoville units, the measure of spiciness, twice the heat of its closest rival.
A standard green chilli has about 1,500 units.
The chilli record took place on Thursday in Jorhat, 300km (200 miles) north-east of state capital, Guwahati.
Ms Tamuly told AP she used to eat the chilli as a child "while children of my age roamed the village to look for berries".
Atul Lahkar, a local chef, told the Times of India that Ms Tamuly also "smeared seeds of 25 chillies in her eyes in one minute with the crowd simply awestruck".
The previous record for eating was held by a South African with eight jalapenos in a minute.
Guinness World Records has not yet formally confirmed the record.
The other day I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.One's engaged, one is a mistress, and I've been married for 13 years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra & bodice,stiletto heels and a mask over just our eyes and agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.Here's how it all went :
My engaged friend:The other night my boyfriend came over and found me wearing a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' and we made love all night long.
The mistress:Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said..."What's for dinner, Batman?"
