Chuck Norris facts are satirical factoids about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris that have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture. The facts are normally absurd hyperbolic claims about Norris's toughness, attitude, virility, sophistication, and masculinity. Some of the most famous examples include:
"When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris."
"When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't lift himself up. He pushes the world down."
"Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever."
"If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f**k down."
The facts typically claim that Chuck Norris is some type of tough, all-powerful superbeing. Allusions are also sometimes made to his use of roundhouse kicks to perform seemingly any task, his large amount of body hair with specific regard to his beard, and his role in the action television series Walker, Texas Ranger.