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1. The human cell contains 75 MB of genetic information
2. A sperm 37.5 MB.
3. In a millilitre, we have 100 million sperms.
On average, one ejaculation releases 2.25 ml in 5 seconds.
Using basic math we can compute the bandwidth of the human male penis as:
(37.5MB x 100M x 2.25)/5 = (37,500,000 bytes/sperm x 100,000,000 sperm/ml x 2.25 ml) / 5 seconds = 1,687,500,000,000,000 bytes/sec = 1,687.5 TerraBytes/sec
That's a lot of data.
Two teenage nerds, Gary and Wyatt, unpopular and unable to meet girls on their own, use Wyatt's computer to design the perfect woman. They feed various data into the computer. Lacking sufficient processing power, they hack into a US Government mainframe and use its power to create a computer simulation of "the perfect woman" in order to place her in "real life sexual situations" and see how she reacts. A bizarre electrical storm follows, and they find themselves unable to shut the computer off.
Mysteriously, the result is "Lisa", a real-life woman, who emerges from a red fog in the bathroom. She is a sexed-up but kind-hearted "80's babe" with Einstein's IQ, David Lee Roth's attitude and inexplicable supernatural powers.