If I was a good boy, I was allowed to stay up late to watch The Equalizer on ITV. Interestingly, the theme tune was written by Stewart Copeland, drummer of The Police.
I recommend this work out every morning before work:
Track List:
01. The Simpsons Main Title Theme
02. Flaming Moe's
03. We Love To Smoke
04. Testify
05. The Simpsons End Credit tHeme (Hill St Blues Homage)
06. Plow King
07. Senor Burns
08. Krusty The Clown Main Title
09. A Boozehound Named Barney
10. Canyohero (w/ Hank Williams, jnr)
11. The Simpsons End Credit Theme (Its A Mad,Mad,Mad,Mad World Homage)
Ladies and Gentlemen, Ken Bastida filling in for Dana King; but why, you may ask..?
Bastida became an internet celebrity for an on-air gaffe in 2008, in which he read a teleprompter incorrectly and seemed to inform viewers that his co-anchor Dana King was not in the studio because she had been "murdered and set on fire while celebrating his birthday". Wikipedia
Seen the The Straits Times when I was in Malaysia last week. Cancel Mr Olympia, Mr Singh is taking over.
A white guy walks into the plastic surgeon's office and asks, "I want to be black. Can you do that?"
"Yeah, but we'll have to add two inches to your penis, take away 30% of your brain and make you 70% darker."
"Okay."
After the operation, the surgeon says, "I'm sorry, but we've made some mistakes. We cut off two inches off your penis, took away 70% of your brain and made you 30% darker. Is this okay with you?"
"Si, senor."