"I've been fortunate. I don't pick scripts. Scripts pick me."
- Denzel Washington
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A: A quarter pounder with cheese
BBC Website:
"Gritting teams in the Black Country were called away from the main routes to clear road blocks made out of giant snowballs by pranksters.
Councillor Adrian Andrew, deputy leader of Walsall Council, said the blockages were caused by "irresponsible yobs".
A council JCB was being sent to break up the snowballs - some of which were more than 5ft (1.5m) tall - on Thursday afternoon."
:) haha!
Q: What does Popeye do to keep his favorite tool from rusting?
A: Sticks it in Olive Oil.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trail all day. When they had stopped to take a rest Tonto placed his ear to the ground and listened.
"Buffalo come," remarked Tonto.
"How can you tell, Tonto?" asked the Lone Ranger.
"Face sticky!"
